I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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