May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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