Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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