i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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