3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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