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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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