i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
