So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
