Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
wanna go halves on a baby?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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