Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
