she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You're like the curious george of whores
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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