it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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