UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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