Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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