There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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