I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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