The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We are two peas in an std pod
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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