You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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