And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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