If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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