How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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