Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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