Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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