Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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