Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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