why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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