dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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