There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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