My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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