we're blogging at a bar
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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