I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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