I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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