I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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