and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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