she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
vagina is talking i cant
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
