I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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