I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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