I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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