Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
ttyl tear gas
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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