Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
one might say we're banned from that church
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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