This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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