Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
my poor anus
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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