Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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