real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
That was an excessively violent trivia night
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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