..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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