when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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