matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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