don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You don't make any sense
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