So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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