ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
It's just like the Real World with babies
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
