never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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