Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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