the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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